Animal: Sea Otter
Pros: He has the best name of the group and speaks in a scottish accent. Plus sea otters are cool. ALSO HIS NAME IS SHELLINGTON! I MEAN COME ON!
Cons: Not a good driver.
2. Peso
Animal: Penguin
Pros: He is a penguin and as we all know, all penguins are awesome. Adorable. Wants to help all animals, even those who want to eat him.
Cons: I didn't realize his accent was supposed to be "spanish" until a good 10 episodes in. Accent Fail.
3. Kwazii
Animal: Cat
Pros: He's a CAT PIRATE - a very underrated pirate type. Gets Octonauts into trouble from time to time which is appreciated. Cockney accent is solid.
Cons: They lean a little too heavily on Kwazii for their plotlines. Don't be afraid to step up other Octonauts!
4. Dashi
Animal: Dog
Pros: Is always dropping that weird ass New Zealand accent on us. Good photographer. Always prepared.
Cons: She's apparently supposed to be a dachshund. How the hell is this a dachsund?
5. Captain Barnacles
Animal: Polar Bear
Pros: Leader of the group. Relatively prepared. Shows great skill in yelling "To the HQ!" Rumors are that he created the idea of "Creature Report" during a drinking binge in the late 90s in SoHo.
Cons: Kind of boring. Had no idea he was a polar bear for the longest time.
6. Professor Inkling
Animal: Octopus
Pros: According to sources, has never punched another Octonaut in the face.
Cons: So dull that I'm rarely aware he's even on screen. He should shoot ink at someone and start a brawl.
7. Tweak
Animal:Rabbit
Pros: Ummm...I don't know. I guess she's supposed to be smart and can fix stuff?
Cons: Everytime she calls Barnacles "Cap" I want to kick her in her stupid rabbit shins. Really the only annoying character on this show.
8. Tunip
Animal: She is a "Vegimal" which means she's a vegetable, but is alive or something? I really have no idea what's going on with this thing.
Pros: None
Cons: Shows up late for Creature Report every time. Falls down a lot. Is stupid.
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